tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
girl: fuck me daddy
me: uhm…ok…m…mommy
girl: what the fuck
a stallion riding a stallion
Oh mY GOD
you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.